SOCK HAVEN

The Quantitative Analysis of Socks for Dancing

According to our research, the average person has 37.42 socks for every 1 dance move performed. However, when it comes to actual sock quality, things get complicated.

View our comprehensive sock analysis.

We're not just any ordinary sock analysts, but experts in the field. Our team has been trained by the great Sock Whisperer herself, Dr. Socksalina.

Learn more about our research methods.